Or else my chocoholic-ness has reached a new level.
Yesterday I found myself standing in front of a freezer at Wal-Mart looking at a display of
Grinning like it's going out of style and clutching my hands in ecstasy.
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
My names...
This is a little goofy, but hilariously funny all the same!
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Rebecca Joy
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Rebizzle
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Coffee
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (Mother's middle name and fathers middle name): Marie Gereld
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bella
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Rebecca Joy
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus -izzle): Rebizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color and favorite animal): Red Horse
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street): Joy Ellen
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of Mom's maiden name): Sigrecar
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street): Joy Ellen
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of Mom's maiden name): Sigrecar
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Coffee
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (Mother's middle name and fathers middle name): Marie Gereld
8. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bella
Thursday, February 22, 2007
you might be a homeschooler if...
I found this list online a couple of years ago and laughed and laughed! Even though I am no longer in school... having graduated several years ago... I still can totally relate to some of these! 
...if the only bell that rings at your school is the telephone.
...if you think an "Anglo Saxon" is a math text book.
...if your school planner has a column entitled "chores."
...if your teacher has ever attended school in her pajamas.
...if your kitchen table serves as a lab, supply center, work area, and, occasionally, a place to eat.
...if you have to stop and think when asked, "What grade are you in?"
...if you shop for back-to-school clothes in your older sibling's hand-me-down pile.
...if your class roster sounds like a Biblical genealogy.
...if you have to move dirty laundry off your desk before you can study.
...if your school bus is a nine-passenger van.
...if you consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
...if your social life is viewed by others to be one rung below that of a Benedictine monk.
...if your father has ever told you to tell the check-out lady at Wal-Mart, "We're on a field trip."
...if your yearbook is also your babybook.
...if your first real date is on your honeymoon.

...if the only bell that rings at your school is the telephone.
...if you think an "Anglo Saxon" is a math text book.
...if your school planner has a column entitled "chores."
...if your teacher has ever attended school in her pajamas.
...if your kitchen table serves as a lab, supply center, work area, and, occasionally, a place to eat.
...if you have to stop and think when asked, "What grade are you in?"
...if you shop for back-to-school clothes in your older sibling's hand-me-down pile.
...if your class roster sounds like a Biblical genealogy.

...if your school bus is a nine-passenger van.
...if you consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
...if your social life is viewed by others to be one rung below that of a Benedictine monk.
...if your father has ever told you to tell the check-out lady at Wal-Mart, "We're on a field trip."
...if your yearbook is also your babybook.
...if your first real date is on your honeymoon.
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