Little people say the funniest things sometimes!
Our local newspaper interviewed the future class of 2020. They asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grow up. My favorite was the little boy that said:
"I wanna be a farmer, and have lots of horses and cows, and, if I can get one, a donkey too. Are donkeys real?"
lol!!
oh, and Sarah Beth's latest word? "Humongous!"
"Look it! Look it! I made it! (a tower of blocks) It's HUMONGOUS!"
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Monday, June 23, 2008
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Movie a Minute
I have strength of character and dignified restraint. Watch me square my jaw.
As usual, Mr. Hornblower, you have shown yourself to be a hero by your patient longsuffering and proper British accent. Carry on.
lol... I shared this one with my sister and she reminded me of Luke's interpretation of this movie. I asked him what Daddy was watching and Luke said: "Guys YELLING!"
It was a battle scene....
"FIRE!"
More Movies in a Minute
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Did you know...
If you were to buy every item in this song... It would only cost you $78,000?
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Weird....
Only great minds can read this.This is weird, but interesting!
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
so... did you get it?
fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
so... did you get it?
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Read Slowly...
"Mr. Speaker, I said the honorable member was a liar it is true and I am sorry for it. The honorable member may place the punctuation where he pleases."
-Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751–1816) British dramatist. On being asked to apologize for calling a fellow MP a liar. Attrib.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
*NEWS FLASH*
BREAKER*** BREAKER***BREAKER...
THIS JUST IN...
"Statistics have shown that the more birthdays you have... the longer you live."
"Statistics have shown that the more birthdays you have... the longer you live."

Go figure....
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
You know you're from Wisconsin when...

- You can leave your ice cream in the car while you run other errands
- You know the difference between "Velveeta" and CHEESE!
- You buy all of your clothes at Farm and Fleet
- You know how to pronounce Mukwanago, Eau Claire, Oconomowoc and Mazomanie
- The four seasons are: Planting season, Camping Season, Hunting Season and Football season.
- When talking about the Green Bay Packers you refer to them as "We"
- When the temperature gets down to 0 degrees you break out your winter coat
- Your family owns a "winter car" (The good one sits in the garage Nov-April)
- You consider Madison another world
- You buy cat litter every winter, but you don't own a cat
- You plan activities around choring time
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