How to write a screenplay 101

• Come up with an idea (this is the most difficult step)
  
• If you can't come up with an idea for the topic you were supposed to write about.... switch topics with someone else.
  
• Get some actors (sometimes actors should be drafted and assigned before you ask them to be in your skit)
  
• Find a good filming location. (The location should be accesible to film crews)

and appropiate for your film. For instance...

• Don't shoot a film about a race in a church
  
• Choose your computer wisely. If your computer takes 20 minutes to load your homepage, you probably have NOT chosen wisely
  
• Call your big brother and ask him how to write a screenplay
  
• Put a pencil behind your ear
• Write something
• Take a break to listen to Josh Groban
• Get back to work
• Have a read through with your sister
• Laugh
• Get back to work
• Finish (this is the 2nd most difficult step)